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not the norm for this blog but this is just adorable, and needs to be reblogged right away :)

Loved the feedback in our last post… Now sharing and old one.. same ass but not kids then. Hope you like it. and please comment

$OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG WHEN I SAW THE NOTIFICATION ON TUMBLR POP UP ON MY SCREEN WHEN askbreejetpaw I LITERALLY FELT MY HEART SKIP A BEAT, NO JOKE, IT HURT OWO BUT WHO CARES SENPAI IF FOLLOWING MEEE! /)w(\$

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG WHEN I SAW THE NOTIFICATION ON TUMBLR POP UP ON MY SCREEN WHEN askbreejetpaw I LITERALLY FELT MY HEART SKIP A BEAT, NO JOKE, IT HURT OWO BUT WHO CARES SENPAI IF FOLLOWING MEEE! /)w(\

but-the-kid-is-not-my-son: lecteronthelam: Sleep tight by Syllirium Asdfghjkl its so fluffy

but-the-kid-is-not-my-son: This is absolutely not ok

but-the-kid-is-not-my-son: “It’s nice when someone sees us, Hannibal. Or has the ability to see us. It requires trust. Trust is difficult for you.” [x]

eroticlizardfiction:Breaking the cycle of abuse doesn’t always mean “having kids but not abusing them” it can also mean realizing that you aren’t and may never be mentally fit to be a parent and making the choice to never have

eroticlizardfiction:Breaking the cycle of abuse doesn’t always mean “having kids but not abusing them” it can also mean realizing that you aren’t and may never be mentally fit to be a parent and making the choice to never have

So one of my favourite pornstars recently had a kid, and I can’t help but think about 18 years down the line when that kid is looking at porn online and sees his mom and his brain explodes

skuttzdoescosplay: Welp. Camera issues mean this is the best pic i got of my own cosplay this year. Just Kidding, mine suck so bad I guess I accidentally selected a photo someone took of me. I am still waiting on some good pics to surface of my cosplay.

So. I learned today , from a funny video sent by my friend, that it was Stray Kids and not Straight Kids.I have known that friend for two years now and I was just vibing, letting her talk about kpop because that’s the kind of friend I am, while

someone buy me this for 10euro lol

eroticlizardfiction:Breaking the cycle of abuse doesn’t always mean “having kids but not abusing them” it can also mean realizing that you aren’t and may never be mentally fit to be a parent and making the choice to never have

itspissbuddy:not really an omo origin story since ive also had an interest since i was a kid but i used to have a really big homestuck obsession and i first learned abt it through a so/lkat fanfic id go back to everytime i wanted to search the omo tag

00-13: lmao i dislike children with a fiery passion, but if one wants to talk to me or w/e im nice to it. its a child. it is completely dependent on its parent, and doesn’t know better. It’s not it’s fault that it’s shitty. and kids usually

but-the-kid-is-not-my-son: mr-robotdaily: Mr. Hannibal This will be a new series of edits based on our previous posts on Mr. Robot and Hannibal and the Mr. Robot and Rec series by Stefany. omg @color-division

collegehumor: This is the Best Way to Rake Leaves, Obviously Seasons may change. But teenage boys do not. I’d award them for at least knowing the proper term.

societykilledher: forgivemeasinner: justinmilwaukee: This is so awesome. Yeah, I can’t help but reblog this. No matter how famous or tough you are, if a little kid is stoked on you… You stop and recognize that he is your biggest fan. His face

i proudly maintained a low c high d average between 8th grade and 12th grade. just barely enough to graduate, but not enough where they were expecting shit out of me. the fuck i look like standing out?

the only good thing about this back injury is that my kids are trying to come up with weird theories as to how I’ve gotten the injury.the most popular theory is that I was in an extensive cosplay photoshoot and I threw my back out for a pose.

vincentvangodot replied to your post “soooo I told a kid to stop threatening to throw a piece of paper and…”Holy fuck, that’s disgusting, I’m so sorry. Of all things!yeah like… this kid is bad news, so I’m not horribly

vahnitr: vahnitr: the older you get the more conscious you need to be about kids in fandom spaces…. things is different now. might have been “okay” to talk about smutty shit with adults back when you was a kid on livejournal in 2001 but its 2017

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:“why do adults always comment about how tall you’ve gotten” listen kid the last time I saw you, you were a foot shorter and not a glaring accusation of the passage of time and the

That awkward moment when you realize your old favorite guitarist looks like another good guitarist, WHO HAPPENS TO LOOK LIKE HE’S HIGH 24/7. I kid you not, looking at the latest official pictures makes me think Kaoru looks like Pata. >__>

worldofwellness: Not my picture but I had to share. I CANNOT TELL YOU HOW MANY TIMES I HAVE HEARD THIS SINCE HAVING MY DAUGHTER. IT INFURIATES ME. STOP PUTTING IT INTO GIRLS’ HEADS THAT “IF THEYRE MEAN TO YOU THEY LIKE YOU” BULLSHIT. NO

not of self, but of geography.

luckyjak: me, occasionally, because I’m 30 and biological clocks are very real: strange. I feel like I would like to acquire a baby. me, after spending any amount of time near children: puppy. I’d like to acquire a baby puppy.

List of things to say when someone asks why you don’t want kids

steven-universe-confessions: Steven Universe is good. Really good. I know it’s getting some great reception out of us older kids but not so sure about the younger audiences. I have a fear that the network will take it down A La Samurai Jack and Megas

kurozu501: artemispanthar: steven-universe-confessions: Steven Universe is good. Really good. I know it’s getting some great reception out of us older kids but not so sure about the younger audiences. I have a fear that the network will take it down

browsethestacks:pascalcampion:Milo and NoahThis was part of a story I did with this little bear character and a duck.I gave it up a while back after getting feedback it wasn’t for kids. But I was re reading some of the stuff I wrote and I still like

raymondduncan: Kidding but not kidding.

nepura: ur rickz0r: anthonyblaze: I never realized how obviously in love they were when I was a kid. Look at you Cartoon Network, subconsciously teaching children about equality… Courage the Cowardly Dog was nothing but subconscious lessons

hitchdreyses: Okay so I’m looking at the snk art of them as kids right? and I see Jean’s art of him as a kid and I can’t help but think that he’s crying because he got bullied When you think about this it starts to make sense why Jean was

damn son lmao. please prepare yourself for some long-ass paragraphs. i’m not kidding. i’d like to think they’d stay in midorijima? i mean, there’d probably be no reason for them to need to go to germany because in noiz’s

I have spent a month and half in college and I can honestly say I have learned jack shit. I’m taking five classes, three of which have nothing to do with my major or minor, but still. I have learned nothing! I learned more in one class in high school

sodomymcscurvylegs: Family and Friends: “What could be better than having kids?!” Me: Not gonna lie, I miss having both.

brichibi: hellominako: So fucking relevant and so fucking accurate. That kids question used to happen a lot when I worked retail. Like not “do you have any kids” but “your kids must love the discounts you get.”

dippedinblacksugar: ursuladeville: lovelykouga: weloveshortvideos: When you not the baby daddy but you take care of the kids anyway I was literally screaming “OH NOOOOO” the entire time I was watching this because it was just too cute to even

I used to dislike my cheekbones and dark eyes when i was a kid but not anymore 😊

ileftmyheartinwesteros:I used to dislike my cheekbones and dark eyes when i was a kid but not anymore 😊

princess-connorkenway: “but if we tell kids about homosexuality then it’ll just confuse them!” you know what’s more confusing experiencing non-heterosexual feelings as a kid but not understanding what that fucking means because you don’t

nuttyrabbit: foxsgallery: goodfrogboy: for people wondering why its ok to make fun of big buzzfeed artists in their mid 20s/early 30s but not kids that may use a popular artstyle, its the same reason gordon ramsey is an asshole to all the adults on

wordsaremypassion: wonderland-weird: forever-pretty-awkward: If Disney movie titles were literal. Yeah, no seriously what is the last one…… The Black Cauldron. I thought it was creepy as hell when I was a kid. She’s Supposed to

whtvrnina: I get so annoyed when people are like “we don’t need to be teaching sex ed to kids and teens who aren’t having sex” then why are we making kids and teens do fire drills and lockdown drills if no emergencies are happening???? because

I’m watching he movie McFarland and it’s set in the 80s and about Mexican kids of migrant workers forming a cross country team and I ran cross country in high school and I’m Mexican so it’s like this movie is about me

princess-connorkenway: “but if we tell kids about homosexuality then it’ll just confuse them!” you know what’s more confusing experiencing non-heterosexual feelings as a kid but not understanding what that fucking means because you don’t

ixnay-on-the-oddk: *wish I didn’t have to make this video wearing this makeup but oh well* Reporting me and having my perfectly PG photos removed because you think I’m too skinny is BULLYING. No, not concern, not a helping hand, it’s bullying.

where are all the sugar daddies to buy me lingerie??

I want a sugar daddy but one that just buys me subway and brings it to me

having a very small life crisis - all my friends are pregnant or getting engaged and living together and im not even close to that and I thought they were weird and moving quick but maybe im the weird one?? but im 22, im not ready for that life!!! and

if someone has the sudden urge to spoil me a victoria secret online gift card is always nice so I can buy that pretty mint bra I saw the other day but im too poor for (angel face inserted here)

but to be honest there are just so many gosh darn kids he could end up babysitting LOL and like, what if its not even a kid dsghahhhhh hurry up september

My own two year old doesn’t make me feel as old as this kid does

godofmod: kidrobotnomore: masterxofxyourxfate: paddington-goes-to-hell: Mad Mod and Mumbo- night on the town by olafpriol {I’m going to be rebloging the shit outa this picture so i’m sorry for the people who don’t like it but, just look at

Don’t lie, I know at least half of you can almost hear the music start when she opens her eyes! Also…I didn’t know they censored the whole dialogue between them at the end of the first season. Or that they didn’t show the last

What am I Valentinesing for u Shadswife :U 💕(harinezumiko)you’re not getting me anything but if you HAPPEN to manage to steal this….very ugly deadpool that i’m NOT crying over right now…….

stephadoodle replied to your post: so…………………….. we ended up not watching OUAT… school work comes second (kidding) but not kidding (kidding) no I’m not. ;;;;;’)))))))))))))))))

a little tiny dream of mine would be to work on a cute cartoon show for kids…. with the cute themes like littlest pet shop or mlp. that’d be super cool

@ stream people i’m holding u all responsible for not reminding me to add sage’s neck tattoo

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